Originally, I only had 3 cardinal rules of life. But this list has been growing recently.
This first list is as follows:
1. Never make eye contact (with people on the street, customers at your place of work, or adults in charge of bringing you out of your comfort zone)
2. Never volunteer for anything (especially when you don't know what you are volunteering for)
3. Never take the top lid in the stack of lids when purchasing a fountain drink.
The word 'never' appears to frequently on this list, however. So rule number 4 came about.
4. Spend at least 30 minutes a day in an attitude of ridiculousness (how else could one stay sane?)
And by ridiculousness I mean complete and utter disregard for the opinions of others. I usually spend my 30 minutes of ridiculousness frolicking in large lawns, dancing about my house, singing at the top of my lungs or trespassing into other people's yards so that I can jump on their trampolines.
In essence, these rules were designed to help me (and you, if you so choose to follow them) get the most out of life. And provide protection from bodily harm.
This random short blog has been brought to you by me, courtesy of my insomnia.
5. Whenever the opportunity to eat a hamburger arises, take it.
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